riverdoge:

"So you play Fem!Shep for the chance to play as a cool and dynamic female protagonist who is super badass and respected?"

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"But you also just want to romance Garrus."

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detectivehotmansapprentice:

Being cisgender doesn’t mean they’re straight.

Being transgender doesn’t mean they’re gay.

Being gender fluid doesn’t mean they’re pansexual.

Being agender doesn’t mean they’re asexual.

Stop confusing gender identity with sexual orientation.

everyonedies:

dictatorboy:

My saint bernard lets the outside cats sleep with him

ARE YOU SERIOUS

everyonedies:

dictatorboy:

My saint bernard lets the outside cats sleep with him

ARE YOU SERIOUS

(Source: protoni)

sexbangs:

august 31st, 11:59pm

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september 1st, 12:00am

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shieldposts:

I bet there are labels like this all over Avengers tower

shieldposts:

I bet there are labels like this all over Avengers tower

thepocketwatchparadox:

davestrider:

dreamingdusk:

a mystery wrapped in an enigma drizzled with conundrum

see that bit of grey, faded text? mystery solved.

thepocketwatchparadox:

davestrider:

dreamingdusk:

a mystery wrapped in an enigma drizzled with conundrum

see that bit of grey, faded text? mystery solved.

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(Source: memewhore)

pemsylvania:

superlongscarf:

Current length:

104’ .5”

WOW! 100 feet down! Only …..5300 more to go. Oh boy. This might take a while.

im following this blog where this person is trying to knit a mile long scarf this is amazing and deserves more attention

aprithot:

YEAH NO SHIT HONEY

(Source: vine.co)

kyubiisaan:

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

The ol razzle dazzle

kyubiisaan:

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

The ol razzle dazzle

captainnaustralia:

the-missing-e-in:

im-a-fan-of-that:

heyheyanna:

weepingdemon:

dad and mom

treat or trick

josh and drake

cheese and mac

stop that thank you

jelly and peanut butter

George and Fred

white and black

Juliet and Romeo

This is the most uncomfortable post on tumblr

The scariest thing about this post is that I couldn’t work out what was wrong for a good minute until I read them aloud because my brain automatically read them in their correct order 

(Source: ohawkguy)

nostrokesjuststrudels:

kelbebop:

I think Pooh is supposed to be dressed as a bee, but it looks like he’s sporting a stylish black two-piece. Kudos, Hallmark.

fierce

nostrokesjuststrudels:

kelbebop:

I think Pooh is supposed to be dressed as a bee, but it looks like he’s sporting a stylish black two-piece. Kudos, Hallmark.

fierce

(Source: agentlooziana)

safety-officer-barto:

the fight scenes in Legend of Korra look like they’ve been rotoscoped but they haven’t the animators are just that fucking good

suupersnek:

zooophagous:

ashashi-corner:

Okay who was brave enough to put a tiny hat on a golden cobra because woah

SNAKES IN HATS

The fact that somebody put a hat on a cobra kills me

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

weloveshortvideos:

Went for a walk

Vine by Mackenzie Stith