thebeardeddan87:

Odin being pampered.

zeddsgirlfriend:

fontainerouge:

Holy mau5heads.

he looks so proud of them omfg hes like “yes…that me…”

zeddsgirlfriend:

fontainerouge:

Holy mau5heads.

he looks so proud of them omfg hes like “yes…that me…”

sushinfood:

samw1se:

underage-fangirl:

joelayheymanasdicks:

sobsbcyoutubers:

skin-like-snowflakes:

masterdust:

uncannibal:

guccipoop:

Beautiful

I THOUGHT IT WAS SO FLOWY AND COOL AND SO ODD LIKE WOW ITS LIKE THE PERFECT SHAPE TO FLOW DOWN AND DROP LIKE THAT AND THEN I REALIZED IT WAS A BUNCH OF MINIATURE DICKS SO I WAS JUST„, “OH”

I thought they were peanuts

At first glance I saw jellybeans

I thought they were babies help

I thought it was a human spine…..

The dicks only make it better

WAY TO CUT OFF THE BEST PART OF THE WHOLE GIF


the really long sploopy one at the end tho

sushinfood:

samw1se:

underage-fangirl:

joelayheymanasdicks:

sobsbcyoutubers:

skin-like-snowflakes:

masterdust:

uncannibal:

guccipoop:

Beautiful

I THOUGHT IT WAS SO FLOWY AND COOL AND SO ODD LIKE WOW ITS LIKE THE PERFECT SHAPE TO FLOW DOWN AND DROP LIKE THAT AND THEN I REALIZED IT WAS A BUNCH OF MINIATURE DICKS SO I WAS JUST„, “OH”

I thought they were peanuts

At first glance I saw jellybeans

I thought they were babies help

I thought it was a human spine…..

The dicks only make it better

WAY TO CUT OFF THE BEST PART OF THE WHOLE GIF

the really long sploopy one at the end tho

(Source: nutnics)

qoldenfish:

How can i stop laughing??

qoldenfish:

How can i stop laughing??

I never fucking said that

—God, Buddha, Gandhi, The Dali Llama, Marilyn Monroe, Audrey Hepburn, Oscar Wilde, Sylvia Plath and everyone else probably (via thebatty)

(Source: heavemyheart)

jammi-dodger:

It’s taken me nearly two years….but first time swimming since top surgery :) 

jammi-dodger:

It’s taken me nearly two years….but first time swimming since top surgery :) 

picklespickleyama:

bronzebasilisk:

fan-troll:

lord-kitschener:

jimblespage:

jolys:

caterjunes:

spiffymuffin:

yunghau5:

3dboyfriends:

smashbrethren:

prostheticknowledge:

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

the time is now

hell yeah

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ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

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it’s called the purple ramjet

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

shove a vase up your ass

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

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i call it the matterhorn

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

michaxl:

strawberryghostie:

michaxl:

why is everyone in aladdin hot

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my original statement stands

(Source: michaxl)

raspbeary:

importantbirds:

YES I producing the sensitive reporbs come back laterm

what is this animal cruelty that poor bird is being forced to use windows 8

raspbeary:

importantbirds:

YES I producing the sensitive reporbs come back laterm

what is this animal cruelty that poor bird is being forced to use windows 8

offisir:

do u ever just cum and it ain’t great and ur like “ok that one was super lame”

Norse Mythology

  • Everyone: LOKI NO
  • Loki: LOKI YES
  • *later*
  • Loki: Okay yeah, Loki no.

fuckheaded:

Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick

(Source: zerogoukki)

nawyougood:

theinternationalasshole:

Imagine having sex with a girl and she turns into a legit monster
Do you continue fucking her or do you run away?

does the pussy stay human pussy or does it become monster pussy? will she kill me if my stroke weak? if the condom breaks, will i create an x men baby? do monsters get the clap? its levels to this shit and i need answers.

(Source: zipitupandzipitout)

strivingking:

When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like

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Reblog if you’re a homestuck piece of trash.

(Source: landofclocksandharmony)